Burn my finger on a toaster strudel.
Hit my head on just about everything.
Get faked punched, but in the act get accidentally real punched.
Burn my finger on a 425 degree cooking pan.
Get my toe run over in a door.
Slip getting out of the shower to change the song I was rocking out to.
Run into countless people in the grocery store.
Almost get hit by a car.
Belly flop twice doing aerials off the high dive.
And so much more, all this week....
Wow, good thing my middle name isn't grace, it's Eileen.... I lean and fall over is more like it....
